Thursday, December 30

hujan kah??

hujan malam ni...rahmat dari Tuhan....
syoknya tidur malam ni






macamana nak bangun pergi kerja esok ni??


demn!!cutilah esok jugak...cutilah....


syoknya main hujan!!!!!!!!nak tidur.bye!

Wednesday, December 29

FINAL : Malaysia vs Indonesia

yess!!!tahniah Malaysia.....bangga dengan kejayaan anda mengharumkan nama negara.
tahniah juga buat Indonesia atas saingan hebat yang diberikan...
cuma Malaysia TERLALU HEBAT untuk tidak menang 
(oouucchh!!!no hard feelings oke dear indonesians..ehehehe)
biasalah adat bertanding...ada yang menang ada yang kalah
even malam ni tewas 2 - 1 tapi persembahan cukup merangsang minda untuk menjadi semakin stress setiap minit
nasib dah cover awal-awal kat bukit jalil...
oke Malaysia  keep it up...

**oohhh...tahniah juga buat seluruh rakyat Malaysia yang bukan sahaja menyokong padu pasukan Malaysia
tetapi juga tahniah di atas kejayaan untuk public holiday jumaat nanti...huahuahua......seronotnye saya!!!!!

tahniah ye atas kemurahan hati Encik Bapa 1Malaysia ini dengan murah hati menambah kegembiraan pekerja-pekerja di malaysia dan menambah kemenyampahan para-para bos di malaysia sebab asyik-asyik public holiday..tqvm


Monday, December 27

Tahniah Harimau Malaya

Wah...title tak tahan...sejak bila yang follow bola sepak pon
tiba-tiba semalam hadap
tak faham sepatah apa...bila gol je terasa 1 semangat semacam
hehehe....bukan semangat bola sebab takde perasaan pon tengok game tu
maybe semangat MALAYSIA tercinta kot....
bangga rasanya menonton walaupun sekadar bergolek berdua di rumah bersama suami yang excited semacam...
anyway...thousand & million congrates to MALAYSIAN TEAM!!u guys rock!!

alololo...tomey manjanye dia ni....

**kan best kalau MALAYSIA declare public holiday hari ni..lagi la rasa semangat semacam sayangkan MALAYSIA....bye!

Monday Blues

Wednesday, December 8

Penghijrahan

Salam,

Tahun baru dengan matlamat & azam baru...cewah!!
da ade ke azam baru??azam lama pon tak habes lagi...renew jela dulu yang lama
tambah la yang baru sikit-sikit sambil-sambil tu =))
semoga penghijrahan kita semua di dalam keredhaan-Nya

**Buat seorang sahabat yang meluahkan ingin membuat sebuah penghijrahan besar baru-baru ini...saya doakannya beroleh petunjuk dari Allah dan sentiasa di bawah lindungan-Nya..Insyallah

Tuesday, December 7

Salam Maal Hijrah

Semoga tahun ini memberi kita sinar baru untuk perbaiki diri ke arah yang lebih baik. Insyallah.
Salam Maal Hijrah

Monday, December 6

sangat tidak menseronokkan

hari ini sangat tidak menseronokkan

saya sedang lapar dan berseorangan di malam dingin ini
menyebabkan kesukaran tidur
yang mana perlu bekerja mencari sesuap nasi esok
eh bukan esok tapi kejap lagi
lagi beberapa jam sahaja
sudahlah begitu
di pejabat nanti sudah pasti kelengangan
akibat semua orang mengambil cuti lebih sambung menyambung sehingga awal muharram
seronok sungguh mereka
jadi akan mendorong saya untuk bertiduran sahaja di pejabat
heh?itukah motif ke pejabat??
apa-apa sahaja lah semua orang

bye!

Saturday, December 4

mahu ini...mahu ini...

saya sangat craving kan ice cream di saat ini
sangat mahu
sangat-sangat
yang amat banyak



sungguh tempting!




Note : maafkan wanita sedang PMS ini 

Thursday, December 2

Elokkah bermaki-makian?

"sesungguhnya bermaki-makian adalah sangat tidak cool"



Sekian.

Wednesday, December 1

saya cinta disember

DISEMBER adalah kecintaan, kesayangan, kebahagiaan, 
kekasih yang setia untuk saya
semoga disember ini akan terus memberi keindahan abadi buat saya dan bukan saja disember yang lalu, yang kini tetapi yang akan datang dan selama-lamanya...

i ♥ disember 

Wednesday, November 17

Aidil Adha

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha To All...
Selamat Berkorban & Semoga Setiap Pengorbanan Kita Di Berkati Tuhan...
Take Care =))

Friday, November 5

MAMA


happy birthday mama!!
hari ini birthday mama...so mama, semoga peroleh kesihatan yang baik,
bahagia sentiasa, ceria selalu
and we love u so much...xoxo

will post the pix later..till then...

Thursday, November 4

its-a-long-weekend-ooohhh-i like-it-so-much

seronoknya bermalas-malasan sahaja sepanjang hari
boleh tido lambat...boleh bangun lambat gila..errkkhh (ooppssss!!!)
bukan selalu dapat macamni
tak payah bangun pagi terkejar-kejar nak pergi kerja
balik da petang tak pun malam ke
da kena terkejar-kejar pulak nak tido untuk terkejar-kejar balik nak pergi kerja esok hari (eh...panjang pulak) and so on....best kan kalau la hari bekerja hanya la empat hari saja seminggu...
tak percaya?check it out  

  

haha...betul kan??kan??i know you feel the same way.....**sigh**
takpe...jangan malu-malu...standard la tu...hehehe
so whats your plan for the weekend??
saya hanya akan melepet sahaja di rumah bersama keluarga tercinta
have a nice long weekend and take care..bye!

Happy Deepavali


Happy Deepavali to all =))

Tuesday, November 2

Choice of a baby BOY or GIRL

babies sangat adorable...xoxo


masa baru-baru kahwin dulu...kerap dapat this kind of email...

how to give birth to a boy or girl...

so just nak share this info mana tau useful kan?hanya merancang...Tuhan menentukan...

ada rezeki Insyallah...tiada rezeki...teruskan berusaha...

Hope it is useful for some of you in planning stage.

For those of you do not have any plan in the near future, you can keep it for future reference.


Background:


Man’s sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa, X spermatozoon decides the female whereas Y is the male. Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of ‘Choice of a girl or a boy’.


1st factor: Food


If you want a baby girl:

Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food.

If you want a baby boy:

Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food.

Alkaline food: vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc.

Acidic food: meat, seafood, etc.


2nd factor: Timing (When to do it?)


If you want a baby girl:

Frequent copulation during pre-ovulation period.

If you want a baby boy:

Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation.

How to confirm ovulation period:

Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monitor your body temperature here).


3rd factor: Penetration (How to do it?)


If you want a baby girl:

Husband to avoid deep penetration in the female vagina during copulation.

If you want a baby boy:

Deep penetration by the husband is suggested.

Reasoning:

Characteristics of X & Y spermatozoa

X: Marathon runner with good stamina

Y: Sprinter but poor stamina

So, with deep penetration, the chances for Y to reach destination will be higher.


4th factor: Stimulation


If you want a baby girl:

Wife should avoid stimulation during copulation. Secretion from female vagina becomes alkaline when stimulated, therefore this promotes the activity of Y spermatozoon.

If you want a baby boy:

Husband ejaculates after wife has been stimulated.


5th factor: Wife’s Preparation

If you want a baby girl:

Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of white vinegar in 1 liter of water. Since an acidic condition decreases activity of Y spermatozoon.

If you want a baby boy:

Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of soda in 1 liter of water.


6th factor: Positioning


If you want a baby girl:

Female to be on the top position & male to be on the bottom position.

If you want a baby boy:

Male to be on the top position & female to be on the bottom position. This posture allows the Y spermatozoon to reach the destination faster.


********************************************************************************************************************************************

The wisdom of our ancestors!

For those planning to have a baby & those who will need to plan in future, the chart below may help you to predict the sex of your future child.

The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate.

Believe it or not.


WOMAN’S CONCEIVING AGE

AGE 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

MONTH

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

31

1

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

2

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

G

3

G

B

G

G

B

G

B

B

B

G

B

G

G

B

4

B

G

B

G

G

B

B

G

G

B

G

G

G

G

5

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

G

G

G

G

B

G

G

6

B

B

B

G

G

G

B

B

B

G

G

B

G

G

7

B

B

B

G

G

B

B

G

G

B

B

B

G

G

8

B

B

B

G

B

G

G

B

B

B

B

B

G

G

9

B

B

B

G

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

B

G

G

10

B

B

G

G

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

G

G

11

B

G

B

G

G

B

G

B

G

G

G

G

B

G

12

B

G

B

G

G

G

G

B

G

B

G

G

B

B

AGE 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45


MONTH

32

33

34

35

36

37

38

39

40

41

42

43

44

45

1

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

2

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

3

B

B

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

4

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

5

G

G

G

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

6

G

G

G

G

G

B

G

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

7

G

G

G

G

G

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

8

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

G

9

G

G

G

G

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

10

G

G

G

G

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

11

G

G

B

B

B

G

B

G

B

G

B

B

G

B

12

B

B

B

B

B

B

G

G

G

B

G

B

G

B



EXPLANATION

You can choose for yourself whether you want a boy or a girl by following the chart. The woman’s age from 18 to 45 (Chinese reckoning) is on the top line while the months Jan to Dec indicate the month when the baby is conceived. By following the chart you will be able to tell in advance whether your baby will be a boy or a girl. Thus, you can plan to have a boy or a girl.


This chart has been taken from a Royal tomb near Peking, China. The original copy is kept in the institute of Science of Peking. The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate. By reckoning, you follow a line drawn from the figure representing the woman’s age to a line drawn from the month the baby is conceived.

For instance, if the woman is 27 years old and her baby is conceived in Month 1 (according to the Chinese Lunar Calendar), then her baby will be a girl. The chart is based on the month the baby is conceived and not on the birth of the baby, B-Male, G-Female.


Remarks: A Chinese Scientist discovered and drew this chart which was buried in a Royal tomb about 700 years ago.





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